Warning: This lotion is so authentically hipster, it probably discovered artisanal skincare before it was cool. Slather on notes of amber, teakwood, and coffee beans—because apparently your skin needs to smell like a vintage vinyl record store crossed with a third-wave coffee roastery. The leather and cedar base? That's just your epidermis's way of saying it shops at thrift stores. With avocado oil, shea butter, and aloe vera, at least your skin will be moisturized while you contemplate whether this scent is ironic or genuinely sophisticated. Spoiler: it's both.
